Reverse Pedophile
the technical term is teleiophilia (from greek teleios, “full grown”).
when a young person is in love with an older person who may be significantly older.
teleiophelia is a very rare term due to the fact that it’s socially acceptable for a younger person to like an older person
a 25 year old woman loving johnny depp who’s 45: “omg, he’s 20 years older than me, but he’s sooo s-xy!”
any vic mignogna fangirl: “ack! he’s 46 and i’m only 20! i feel like a reverse pedophile!”
a minor who is mainly or only interested in people over the age of 18. there is no limit to how much older that person might be. it can be a 15 year old diggin’ on a 20 year old, or 16 on 30, whatever the case, they try to seduce people older than them.
that 14 year old was such a reverse pedophile. i just turned 18, i can’t be messing around with that.
noun
1. a person under the age of eighteen who has s-xual fantasies and/or flirts with a man who is more than five years older then him/her, especially if that person happens to be his/her teacher.
unspecified reverse pedophile: “hey mr. lababe, what’s your phone number?”
onlookers:”d-mn, that girl needs to stop being such a reverse pedophile.”
u.r.p. : “mr. x, my friends and i are having a party this weekend… wanna come?”
mr. x: “i’m sorry u.r.p., but reverse pedophilism is not acceptable conduct. i’m going to have to report this incident to the princ-p-l.”
when an individual is s-xually attracted to older people. the older person is forced into s-xual acts against there will. this is not illegal like pedophilia but should be. molesting older people. strong, uncontrollable attraction to senior citizens.
once your a reverse pedophile, you never think the same again.
dude, i just realized that i`m a reverse pedophile. lets h-t up the senior center now!
bingo!
a kid who makes double entendres or remarks with s-xual connotations well below the appropriate age.
lady: “this 12 year-old just called me ‘kitty’. i’m not sure how i should feel about this. :p”
lady’s friend: “he sounds like some sort of reverse pedophile.”
lady: “i can’t say that younger generations with easy access to s-xting via cellphones and internet p-rn is necessarily a good thing.”
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