Reverse Porn
reverse p-rn n.
when watching p-rn you are focused on one thing… the p-rn. reverse p-rn is…
1. anything that distracts you from, and keeps you from doing what you are suppose to be doing or working on. such as a television show, when you are suppose to be doing homework.
2. an example of reverse p-rn actually being p-rn could be what is going on right now. i am trying to focus on righting a definition, but i have a p-rn flick open in the other window, thus distracting me from the first task.
your boss: hey {insert your name here… huh huh insert}, did you get that chalmers case finished last night.
you: no i was distracted by some reverse p-rn of some car chases last night.
your boss: your fired.
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