reverse puritan


a person outraged at those not prepared to forget everything and party.
jim: “hey, did you hear about the party at dave’s house tomorrow?”

mike: “sorry, but i’m busy then. i have a lot of work to do.”

jim: “what?!?!”

mike: “ugh, another reverse puritan.”

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