reverse strawberry alarm clock
straddle a sleeping person as if in the 69 position and repeatedly touch their nose with your hemmorhoids until they wake up.
“dude, your girlfriend is p-ssed out on the floor and i need to do yoga.” “sounds like you can start your workout by setting a reverse strawberry alarm clock!”
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