Reverse strawberry shortcake


basically the opposite of strawberry shortcake. instead of the male -j-c-l-t-ng on a girls face and popping her in the nose. the female gives a bl-w j-b and than spits the s-m-n on the guys face and punches him in the nose. the blood and s-m-n is like the strawberry and icing on a shortcake.
so last night i was gettin head and blast in her mouth. next thing you know she spits it all over me and socks me in the face. it looked like a f-ckin reverse strawberry shortcake. i am going to kill that b-tch.

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