reverse typhlosion
the reverse typhlosion is the act of pouring cheap tequila down your lover’s -ss crack, proceeding to set it aflame, with the soul intention of f-cking the fire away. (you look like the pokemon in the process.)
bruce feels something wet dripping down his beautiful -ss crev-sse when suddenly it goes up in flame. in a fit of l-st bruce’s lover brunswick thunder-thrust jabs his mighty f-ckstick into his -ss crack to eliminate the fire. what a f-cking reverse typhlosion that was.
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