reverse-vasectomy
when a man changes his mind about firing blanks and is willing to have a(nother) kid, then spends the rest of his life making sure the $9,000 was worth it.
my dad: well, i’ll tell you why i don’t want you getting stoned all the time… son, do you know what a reverse-vasectomy is?
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