rhetorical joke
the excuse you give when an intended joke you just said was not funny.
person 1: i wonder how janice got herpes?
person 2: ‘cus she is a sl-t!!!
person 1: dude if that was a joke it was not funny
person 2: it was a rhetorical joke
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