Rhinocerbate
when you have the horn so bad, your b-lls are so tight and discoloured that they resemble rhino skin and the only way to reach climax is to ferociously w-nk before charging, full force into a waiting v-g-n-.
darren: “i haven’t had s-x for weeks, so tonight i have a cute little virgin i met in church coming over, so i can rhinocerbate, whether she likes being strapped down or not.”
daniel: “cool”
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