rhinoceros
a rhinoceros is a large mammal that lives primarily in africa. a common misconception is that their horns are made out of vitamin b, when in fact they are made from candy corn. their diet mainly consists of zebras, water buffalo, deer, elk, chicken, lions, and tourists. another false fact about rhinoceros is that they are being poached to extinction, when in fact they are being scrambled. i personally prefer my rhinoceros sunny-side up.
dude look at that rhinoceros eating that poor baby!
the sh-t sculpture that forms at the rear of the toilet seat when one has sat too far back while defecating. a portion of the t-rd scr-pes off and piles up in the b-ttcrack which acts as a mold, creating the shape of a rhinoceros horn.
man, my -ss is getting huge! that was my third rhinoceros this week!
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