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quahaugs, family guy, newport, narragansett, the ocean state, beaches, summer, del’s lemonade, coffee syrup, “bubbla”, waterfire, ferderal hill, corruption, east side, mr. potatoe head….. enough said.
goin down to scarborough beach

it’s that small.
1. the greatest place in the world.
2. the nation’s greatest kept secret… the best place to party, eat, relax, most culture, and the number one place to have a generally awesome time.
3. home of new york system weiners, dels lemonade, salt and vinegar on french fries, buddy cianci, no school fosta glossta, and most importantly, coffeemilk.
rhode island f-cking rules… and no other state or even country could ever compare. especially those outside of new england. you f-ckers don’t know what youre missing.
smallest state, most out of new englanders think is an actual island.

big blue bug, “free buddy,” thayer’s street, clubbing in providence, townies at the warwick mall, no school in foster gloster, bridges, islands, and summer beaches with a cup of del’s and vodka.
rhode island is that island off new york, right?

no.
a fun, beautiul litte state that everyone forgets the h-ll about; filled with little island, ethnics (unlike the wasps in the rest of new england), crazy basketball fans, and good eats
rhode island could destroy m-ssachusetts anyday
-the smallest state in the united states also known as the “ocean state”.

-rhode island is located in the north-east coast. it is a part of new england.

-the founder is roger williams.

-rhode island’s offical state name is “state of rhode island and providence plantations” which is actually the longest state name in the united states.

-people who live in rhode island or who come from rhode island are called rhode islanders.

-a state often forgotten about or unknown of…
girl 1: i see you just moved here. where are you originally from?

girl 2: rhode island.

girl 1: where the heck is that? you use to live on an island?
a beautiful state to take a stroll. i highly recommend south providence for its cultural diversity and ghettos. if you have time walk down federal hill yelling “wop” and then run for cover in olneyville.
m-ssholes and yuppie connecticut folk stay out.
smallest state in the union. rhode island is home to a unique, diverse population.

we have providence with the eastside where thayer street rats run rampant on their friend’s adderol and ritalin. providence is also home to school one, while it used to be a cool alternative highschool (no not for r-t-rds, for artistic potheads), it is going down the tubes with the introduction of ignorant 14 year old girls who don’t believe kwanza exsists because they don’t know anyone who celebrates it.

but don’t let that get you down, as providence is still home to a great scene if you know the right people. venture into olneyville and you will find whats 40s, culture and chronic have created… the providence noise scene. these people are really something, they make the cr-ppiest sounding “music” and totally rock out to it. you can grow to love this, but it is definitely an acquired taste. don’t be mistaken, these aren’t -sshole “indie” rockers (although they do dress like them), they are just -ssholes. if you didn’t realize they listen to modern rap along with every other kind of music (foreigner!), they might ignore you.

go down past providence to the southern sh-r- and you have north kingstown, jamestown and newport. north kingstown is a huge town with a m-ssive population with stereotypes from rednecks, yuppies, latinos, ghetto in the suburb and your basic white stoner. jamestown is a 9×1 mile island in the middle of narragansett bay. this is home to yuppies, rich -ssholes, and the elite of the rhode island stoners. these jamestowners are pro’s at smoking pot, and if you try to sell them kindbud for more than $10 a gram you will get laughed out of town.

newport is home to equally cool people as jamestown, but it is overrun with tourists, yuppies and richies. this is were jamestowners sell cr-ppy pot for $20 a gram and get praised for the good deal.

rhode island’s favorite pastime is pot smoking and binge drinking.
man, august through september sucks, you can never find any good indoor, just bad outties. rhode island keeps getting busted.

hey man, could you go on a run for me?

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