rhodesian jackhammer



a wild and ridiculous s*x act that requires lots of preparation on the man’s end. pre-perpetration, the man creates a rigid, metal, spring-loaded sheath for his p*n*s with a piston system that can shoot back and forth very quickly, like an artificial thrust. it is important that the man has a stature and proportions similar to those of dwayne “the rock” johnson. the female must be at least 8 inches shorter than him. when the time to perform this move, the man gains the female’s consent to have regular s*x but does not warn her about his mechanical thruster condom. the man then has rough s*x in the doggystyle position with the woman until she is seconds from *rg*sm. then, in one swift, fluid motion, the man presses the girl’s head into the hard ground and *ssumes position directly over her with his p*n*s pointing down. he then activates the mechanical p*n*s piston system and absolutely f*cks her brains out as her head is driven into the ground, creating a large crater as she *rg*sms but at the same time loses consciousness from the head trauma.
3 people were sent to the hospital after a club handed out free p*n*s rigs. those godd*mn rhodesian jackhammers!

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