the most perfect, beautiful, kind, loving girl to ever exist. only one person is given this t-tle: rias gremory.
boy 1: dang dude i love that girl’s red hair
boy 2: oh you mean rias gremory?
boy 1: yeah, she’s so perfect
- schrodinger's disease
the condition where, until properly tested by a health professional, a person may or may not have any number of cancers, organ problems, infections or miscellaneous ailments. therefore, they are simultaneously diseased and healthy. “i have a dull pain in my side, but until i know whether it’s something serious or just a muscle ache, […]
- *sscheek the player
a male who thinks they’re the sh-t and they are a player -sscheek the player fingered himself
- michigan ear penetrator
the act of sticking any size toe (preferably the big toe) in ones ear, and rapidly moving said to in and out jenna’s ear hole got resized by the michigan ear penetrator
- fart maker
male or female -sshole/sh-tbox manny ” hey bro .. how did it go with shelbzzzz last night?” christian” awesome bro!! i smashed her fart maker and dropped a c-m bomb in her trench!”
- palm springs blow torch
usually occurs after consuming a spicy meal accompanied by a bout of food poisoning where you repeatedly spray red hot sh-t out your -ss. however, despite your inflamed -n-s, it does not stop your partner from s-xual penetration. despite eating some bad taco meat, jason’s s-xual frustration resulted in nick giving him a big old […]