Rice Cream


a dessert invented by goran m during a slug crew dinner at golden china buffet in jacksonville florida. it consists of steaming hot white rice mixed with ice cream.
goran: dude, eat some white rice with that ice cream, it’s soo good.
andrew: d0o0o0o0o0o0d this is amazing
matt: let me get some more of your rice, this is delicious!
garrett: slug yeah, this is the best idea you’ve had all night goran.

goran: i call it “rice cream”
garrett: or we could call it ice rice
matt: …you killed it
andrew: dude i agree with blake, ice rice is kinda lame
a popular desert, especially among large, evil ducks. basically icecream with added rice and less sugar, rice cream is a healthier alternative to earth’s favourite food. flavours include basmati blast, thai tang and extreme-egg-fried.
“go away! can’t you see i’m trying to enjoy some ricecream!?”
a large amount of rice packed tightly in a small bowl, chilled, and then eaten, mainly by drunken idiots.
zack: what’s that your eating?
kevin: rice cream!!!!!
zack, kevin, and matt: yyyaaayyy!!!

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