Rice Crispy Dick


when a man smashes up rice crispies, inserts them up his pee hole, and proceeds to jack off on a girl, excreting a rice crispy treat like substance.
brian: “suck on my rice crispy d-ck b-tch! its delicious!!”

megan: “i love rice crispy treats!!”

Read Also:

  • Rickardnomics

    to spend or expung all money and resources on items and services you do not need and can not really afford. then continue to spend more if a better product or service is avalible. it was all rickardnomics today, i bought that scooter and motorcycle.

  • rick roll reflex

    the time it takes to react to being rick rolled. i.e. how long it takes you to close your browser window after you’ve been rick rolled. jorge’s rick roll reflex is madd quick. rick didn’t even get to the third linn drum hit.

  • frontiersmanship

    the pioneering spirit, the desire and courage to push frontiers and civilise barbarians. frontiersmanship, like mateship, should be encouraged in all its forms.

  • Flytonomous

    the feeling you get when your life is perfect for 30 days in succesion my new girlfriend has given me head every day for 3 months and i’ve got 15 raises at work since then. i’m feeling pretty flytonomous.

  • Fly-over media

    the opposite of what conservatives sometimes hilariously refer to as “lame-stream media” which is a take on mainstream media, their code word for “liberal media”. fly-over media is am talk radio, foxnews, wall street journal, new york post, washington times, sarah palin’s facebook page, and things written on the bathroom wall of a restroom in […]


Disclaimer: Rice Crispy Dick definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.