a ball of rice, marinated in period blood, then bagged. women heat this up and apply it to cramped areas while on the menstrual cycle.
my girl was raggin’, so i microwaved a rice sock for her so she’d leave me tf alone.
- hot splash
when the s-m-n (c-m) of a man inside partner finally gives way to a wet panty mess d-mn, i just had a hot splash…. you should have pulled out!
pasttense of being stolen yea i was at a party last night and someone had thiefted me
being turned on by theories. becoming s-xually aroused by the deeper meanings of life. d-mn bro, i got a hard on when wonder woman went all theorotic and explained tetryonics!
verb: when a significant other is a teacher by profession and brings his/her att-tude as a teacher into the relationship. she: “honey, can you take the trash out?” he: “i’ll get around to it later!” she: “don’t you take that tone with me, mister!” he: “you need leave that teachertude in the cl-ssroom.”
- barista bomb
when a barista throws a drink and slams a person into the ground he’s getting barista bombed!