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pr-nunciation: \ˈrīs\
function: verb

1. when a man swings his p-n-s, often erect, with such great force that it knocks the girl to the ground upon impact.
bob: dude, last night right as cindy and i were about to have s-x she let out a fart; i didn’t know what to do.

ray: wtf?!? if my girl ever tried pulling that on me i’d whip out my d-ck and rice her.

crazy rice

d-mn, if you haven’t figured out what rice is yet, this is a perfect example. chickenwire grille on the bodykit that was probably worth more than the car itself. spoiler, painted dash?

ricer

a bowl of rice
an automobile that has been equipped with gawdy, unnesecary accessories, such as 3′ high spoilers, loud and/or repulsive paint job and body work. owners of such automobiles feel that these accessories make their car the best in the world, when in fact it is not.
that prelude over there is nice, but this here civic ain’t nothin but a ric mobile
race inspired cosmetic enhancements. (r.i.c.e.)parts put on cars to make them look fast, when they have no internal tuning, and are actually slow as h-ll. parts usually consist of excessivley angular bodykits, large rear spoilers, neon, sponsor stickers, chrome rims, fake “coffee can” exhaust tips, and loud, annoying paint jobs and/or vynils. sometimes parts are do-it-yourself installed and are basically duct taped to the car. most commonly known for being done to honda civics, but can also be done to slow domestic vehicles, such as a chevy cavalier, etc.
“yo dog, did you see the civic that guy was rollin’ in? it was so rice.”

“this guy’s got nothin’ under the hood, it’s just rice. smoke him.”

“what a riceboy, i bet he thinks his neon adds 50 bhp!”
v. to take a sh-tty j-p car, add some vtech stickers, spoiler, and f-ck up the camber.
i just spent $12000 ricing up a $8000 piece of sh-t.
rice: another word for cocaine. this term was made famous by the houston rapper riff raff aka jody highroller.
last night after we got home from the bar those 2 girls wanted to party so i brought the rice out.
i) food staple, ususally -ssociated with asian countries but consumed worldwide.

ii) a car, usually a late model of j-panese origin, that has had numerous features added to it that may enhance its looks, but do nothing for its performance.
examples include “vtec” and “mugen” stickers, large spoilers, chrome wheels ( see also bling bling ), large diameter exhaust pipes,
clear brake light lenses and lowered springs.

iii) individual features of a car noted in (ii) above
i) “i’d like a number 24 with sweet & sour sauce, 3 spring rolls and a bowl of rice please”

ii) look at that civic!. it’s pure rice!

iii) don’t put that huge spoiler on your car dude, it’s 100% rice.
all show…no go! modifying a car that is a piece to begin with, and doing nothing but body work to it in the end. most likely loud, and unreliable.
like at that piece, how much money do you think he put in that rice?
to excessively modify and augment the physical appearance of sub compact economy vehicles in an attempt to make it them fast. examples include unsightly body kits, oversised m-fflers, (which are actually detremental to performance) neon lighting, thousands of decals, and of course, twenty inch rims which are far too heavy for these vehicles to handle.
jimmy g thought he was “dopey-fresh” in his riced out honda. that was, until my bronco used it as a ramp.

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