Richard Figures
richard figures the longshaft was an evil king in the dangerous land of war and craft, who kept the maiden pinkcess trapped in a castle. maroon and his trusty sidekick cerulean the wizard defeated him in a flourish, only to have pinkcess abandon them. their later roll for sadness was a critical fail.
“fear not, fair maiden, for i shall rescue thee!” richard figures then proceeded to be maimed by the n-ble questors.
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