Richard Gill

richard micheal gill (noun)
species type-chode
area found-the inside of moldy boxes

a richard gill or “fats mcgee” as it is more commonly known has three distinct characteristics
first off a richard gill smells like an -sshole stuffed with doritos the cheese kind-extra cheesy-with an overwhelming stench of axe
come to close to a richad gill and you will either p-ss out (lack of clean air) or your eye brows will burn off

second a richard gill has long golden greasy locks of hair, fabio can’t compete, so boys keep your wives and girlfriends away because at first glance of a “fats mcgees” hair and any female will fall instantly under his spell-they especially enjoy his valuptious moobs

and lastly the third and very rare way to identify a richard gill in the wild-but indeed only found in a richard gill is the lack of male genatalia-the very few eplorers to have been unfortunate enough to gaze on this rare sight struggle to a; loctate the genetals of a richard gill and b; identify the gender of a richard gill

alternate common names of a richard gill; gill, gillian, allison, ffffick (fat f-kin f-ggot female fupa…basically every negative f word in the urban dictionary….chick), constance, shirley, rotunda, s-xy, s-xy t-ts, fat, fat -ss, faty mcfat fat, jack mcfat, pimple bottom, apple bottom, b-ttons
alternate common names of a richard gill; gill, gillian, allison, ffffick (fat f-kin f-ggot female fupa…basically every negative f word in the urban dictionary….chick), constance, shirley, rotunda, s-xy, s-xy t-ts, fat, fat -ss, faty mcfat fat, jack mcfat, pimple bottom, apple bottom, b-ttons