Richjohnsoned
being p-ssywhipped a f-cked. a slave to the girlfriend, and thinking that you are cool in front of your guy friends when you have a girlfriend.
constantly making fun of other people because you have a girlfriend.
dude, i broke up with my girlfriend the other day, but then i got back together 20 minutes later… i’m totally richjohnsoned.
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