Richmond Hill

a place in ontario that is so ballin’ it doesn’t want to be considered part of the gta. it’s conveniently located so that you can take a bus after school down the infamous yonge street and arrive in toronto, and then still make it back before dinner.

all the gnarly places are within walking distance, and there’s always something to do if you know where to look.

contrary to popular belief, not every single person in rich man’s hill is rolling in $100 bills. we’ve got mcmansions as well as some ghetto-looking places.

depending on who you’re talking to, richmond hill can either seem like a sh-t hole, or a pretty radical place. just ask those kids from stl. they’re kinda ballin.
“hey, what are you doing tonight?”
“i’m visiting my buddies in richmond hill”
“sick!”
suburb in the greater savannah area infested with bugs, alligators, rednecks, and haters. characterized by the ever pungent hint of sulfur, a throwback to the town’s origins of raising rice on large plantations in the swamps, run entirely by a group of people whom are still commonly referred to as “darkies” by most locals. while having a few thousand people, most citizens of richmond hill are related to each other, f-cking someone you’re related to, f-cking you, related to you, or (most likely) all of the above. the town is also blessed with several fine eating establishments, including not one, but two waffle houses, and an all-you can eat southern buffet with deep fried creamed corn. home to the annual dukes of hazzards festival, greg allman, and henry ford – who according to locals, was an extreme anti-semite. if you’re not white and baptist, you will more than likely not feel welcome. a.k.a. “rh,” “the hill,” “rich man’s hill,” and “white man’s hill.”
patrick: “hey alex, what are you guys up to in richmond hill this weekend?” alex: “oh you know, the usual. getting some to go food from waffle house and throwing beer cans in the ogeechee river. maybe even have a lynching, we’ll see.”
a city near the georgia coast. it is plagued by dumb-ss kids with mommy and daddy’s money who have nothing to do except use it to buy drugs and get f-cked up. the other popular past time is s-x. however, the kids have become dirty little f-ckers who didn’t protect themselves, resulting in widespread stds.
“man, did you hear kyle got chalmydia?”
“no, but it doesn’t suprise me. he is from richmond hill after all.”

“man, that kelsey girl is just another one of those dirty little c-ck sucking c-ke wh-r-s who doesnt even have the common decency to wipe the blow off her nose before school.”
“i knew i never liked that avatar looking b-tch.
richmond hill is the name of a neighborhood located in south-west queens; it is within walking distance of locations such as woodhaven, kew gardens, and ozone park. it has a rich historical background-famous frequenters to richmond hill include theodore roosevelt, mae west, and babe ruth-but has yet to be given historical landmark status because of new york city’s insistence on making processes like these intensely and needlessly bureaucratic.

like most areas of queens, it is characterized by a lack of anything to do.

do not to richmond hill unless you are trying to get to somewhere else or you are trying to get away from middle village.
“okay, i got of the j train at 111th street. where does that leave me?”
“richmond hill.”
“where’s that?”
“beats me. that’s just what it says on the map.”