Rick Ko


1. n. the statistically second-worst possible starting hand in texas hold ’em poker, 3-8 off suit.

2. adj. of especially poor quality

3. v. to royally screw up (usually shortened to just “rick”)
1. that guy just raised with rick ko in the small blind…what a complete donk

2. bill o’reilly is such a rick ko journalist…he blows -ss!

3. george w. bush has entirely ricked this country

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