Rick Perry Party
the act of announcing a campaign for the office of president that results in most voters reacting like they’ve had painful forced -n-l intercourse.
1st voter: “did you see mich-lle bachman’s rick perry party the other day”
2nd voter: “my electoral b-tt hurts after that announcement”
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