Rico Reed


a very overpriced and unsatisfying sh-t that comes in a variety of different hardnesses. it is a well known sh-t in the musical world that may be the very embodiment of sh-t.
bro 1: dooood, i had this terrible rico reed this morning. it was bl–dy and everything!
bro 2: woah ,bro, i hate it when that happens! rico reeds are the worst.
bro 1: no kidding, dood. they sound like dying whales and they taste even worse than my girlfriend’s period blood.

band director: i’m selling rico reeds for $3 per piece! come get them while they’re hot!
band student: dq9-23th1qfg. you’re selling ricos? i would rather buy real sh-t than that disgusting filth that p-sses for a reed. we want vandorens!
band director: :c

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