Ridden like a Shetland Pony


when your boss gives you a large amount of work to finish and an unreasonable deadline, you might aliken your predicament to a shetland pony being ridden by an overweight adult. any reference to being whipped/flogged in addition is purely optional…
“rio will you have time to fit some work in for me?”

“not f-ckin likely, il be dead honest, im getting ridden like a shetland pony today…”

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