the kind of chick that you would marry. shes always there for you
person 1: “d-mn, my chick is a ride and die chick. she’s always there for me.”
person 2: “that’s good”
- wage sauce
a cheap lowly liquid consumed by hourly wage personnel either -n-lly or thru vaping man…my boss cut my pay in half…i’m so b-mmed just gonna punch out and grab some wage sauce and muzzleload that sh-t until i fall asleep
- oakland nachos
a snack food consisting of doritos corn chips slathered in chocolate syrup. i made oakland nachos to eat while watching the raiders game.
when you send someone a wrong meme or send a meme to an unintended recipient. sorry that wasn’t meant for you, memestake!
- one in the hand is worth two in the bush
a solo w-nk is better than two sh-gs do you fancy a sh-g my lovely? erm to be honest ‘ i’m going home to sort myself out … you know what they say … one in the hand is worth two in the bush’
- wacky shirley
per amy schumer: a “wacky shirley” is when a girl sits on a guy’s face getting her p-ssy eaten while reading her tweets. she invented it because all the weird s-x stuff is geared towards men. i pulled a “wacky shirley” on max today! he liked my aggressiveness and the me reading tweets turned him […]