the kind of chick that you would marry. shes always there for you
person 1: “d*mn, my chick is a ride and die chick. she’s always there for me.”
person 2: “that’s good”
- wage sauce
a cheap lowly liquid consumed by hourly wage personnel either *n*lly or thru vaping man…my boss cut my pay in half…i’m so b*mmed just gonna punch out and grab some wage sauce and muzzleload that sh*t until i fall asleep
- oakland nachos
a snack food consisting of doritos corn chips slathered in chocolate syrup. i made oakland nachos to eat while watching the raiders game.
when you send someone a wrong meme or send a meme to an unintended recipient. sorry that wasn’t meant for you, memestake!
- one in the hand is worth two in the bush
a solo w*nk is better than two sh*gs do you fancy a sh*g my lovely? erm to be honest ‘ i’m going home to sort myself out … you know what they say … one in the hand is worth two in the bush’