ride the broom
to jinx someone’s bad luck by mentioning how well they are doing. also, one of phil ivey’s biggest pet peeves.
“so, my buddy durk just texted me to wish me luck in this tournament, and consequently i busted out 5 seconds later. that f-cker really wanted to ride the broom on me i guess.”
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