Ride the Walrus


ride the walrus: an expression meaning: committing to an act of desperation as a last resort in an extreme circ-mstance. (why else would you ride a walrus).
you are being attacked by 3 dogs and have no choice but to jump off of a bridge into a river or die. you jump, essentially riding the mother f-cking walrus you ride the walrus.

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