Rider’s Knob


akin to housewife’s knee, swimmer’s ear, footballer’s wife, and other such afflictions acquired by engaging in too much of one thing. not that there’s such thing as too much s-x. but if there were, feeling the pain of the strained, overworked kn-b would tell you enough is enough! if there were. rider’s kn-b would be your kn-b’s way of saying “i can’t take this sh-t no more, let’s just keep it between you and me for a while, no more o’ that ol’ pussayyyyy.” but that’s coz your kn-b is gay! mine says, “i’m f-ckin’ wrecked, but i’ll play through the pain coz it’s worth it!” that’s a good kn-b.
“can’t ride you today, mrs. mcghee. i’ve got rider’s kn-b.”
milkman to mrs. mcghee. he certainly missed his gee.

“can’t ride you today, mrs. gloria spot. i’ve got rider’s kn-b.”
milkman to mrs. gloria spot. certainly missed her g-spot.

“can’t ride you today, girlfriend. i’ve got no p-n-s. i mean… emm… i’ve got rider’s kn-b. yes. that’s it.”
joe to his girlfriend. certainly missed his chance. i’ll take that, then.

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