rides the bus


(v., intransitive) to be the t-ts, the sh-t, the man, the bee’s knees, etc.; to be the humanoid equivalent of an electric guitar with biceps; or to be a thing whose mere existence suggests that g-d is one cool freaking dude.
object rides the bus, as in
“is that t-rex with the combat boots beating up vince shlomi?”
“yeah, it would appear so, my good man.”
“wow. that rides the bus.”

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