Riding Egg
earning the right to ride in the back seat of someone’s car. therefore simulating being chauffeur driven. similar to shotgun and the rules are the same.
driver “hey andy, do you want a lift to the arcade?”
p-ssenger “yeah but i’m riding egg!!”
driver “ah man, i don’t wanna be your chauffeur fool”
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