Riding the Empty


the act of carrying around an empty beercan and pretending to drink from it. the purpose of this is either because you have hit your limit and know you are going to puke if you have one more or you don’t want too look like a wussy.
man, i had to be riding the empty last night for two hours until my ride showed up at the party.

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