riding the iron rooster


a slang term for a variety of debaucherous activities including but not limited to:

heavy alcohol consumption.
smoking large quant-ties of marijuana.
snorting cocaine.
shooting heroin.
orgies.
using a metallic d-ld-.
1. “susie’s boyfriend dumped her, so she’s been riding the iron rooster for the past week.”

2. “yo dawg, you wanna come over to my place and we can buy some munchies and ride that iron rooster?”

3. guy: “what are you doing tonight?”
girl: “i dunno.”
guy: “you can come over and ride the iron rooster, c-ckadoodle doo.”

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