riding the magic dragon
when you are high on weed/crack/meth/ecstacy/heroin
stoner: take me to ur-n-s!
dragon: no.
stoner: but you’re the magic f-cking dragon.
dragon: i’m your wife.
stoner: shiela?!?
wife: my name is barbara. who the h-ll is shiela?
stoner: oh cheat i was shieling with a f-ck named chick.
wife: what the f-ck?!?
stoner: i’m sorry, i’m ragdoning the dire magic.
wife: what the f-ck?!?
(stoner lifts up a joint)
wife: how many times have i told you not to ride the magic dragon?!?
stoner: take me to ur-n-s!
(wife calls police)
cop: yeah?
wife: my husband is riding the magic dragon.
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