Riding the Roomba
an expression of such utter boredom that effortless joyriding on a robot seems the last thing left to do.
pretending you are a shark chasing prey is meant to add some entertainment even though you know you just look sad.
when:
you are a smart cat who has matured…
the mystery of the red dot has been solved…
har-ssing the dog isn’t as entertaining as it once was…
life is so boring that even catnip doesn’t do it for you anymore…
what can you do?
you can always ride the roomba.
-from the youtube video of max the cat riding the roomba brand robotic vacuum cleaner, (in a shark costume).
“hey what are you doing this weekend?” “oh, i dunno, maybe riding the roomba.”
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