riding the train
two men, one woman, woman in the middle of the two men interconnected by penile insertion, one male into the v-g-n- or rectal cavity, one male in the mouth of the woman. likeness the links of a train.
“she was riding the train last night.”
“we pulled a train last night”
to be “riding the train” means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.
on valentine’s day the only way to “get off the train” would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you’re all alone.
related: to be on the train / to be on the desperation train / to be on the train of despair.
– what are your plans for v-day?
– i’m riding the train this year.
– no worries dude, you’ll be off the train way before v-day.
when your dog or cat, after a particularly difficult bowel movement, decides to sit on the floor, and pull it self forward using its front feet only, dragging it’s -sshole on the (usually) carpet to scratch the ham hocks (hemmies) off, then gets up, turns around, and sniffs the skid mark
“omg, look, coby’s had the hershey squirts, came right inside and started riding the train.”
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