riding the vespa


when a dwarf is standing giving you oral relief and you grab hold of their pretty, blonde pigtails and ride them hard. not dissimilar to riding a vespa scooter, except with dwarf teeth clamped on your parts.
i’ll be with you in a minute. i’m just on the vinegar strokes riding this vespa.

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