ridipulous


a situation that is utterly akward, dangerous, or just plain unacceptable in which case the only proper plan of action is to…well…dip.
p1: psst…dude why is that old guy standing behind us like that?
p2: i dunno man. lets dip.

or

dude i found out what that building was that we came upon yesterday. it was the new department of homeland security building. we could have gotten in big trouble. that sh-t was ridipulous
when a situation has become so ridiculous that it has become necessary to dip.
scary clown: “hey fellas, want a balloon?…filled with cocaine?”

jack: (whisper) “yo mark, this is getting a little ridipulous.”

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