rift opener


a very skilled magician/sorcerer. these people are very rare, but not nearly as rare as those who have become a conjunctioner. rift openers are powerful enough to be able to open a rift in time and freely travel between any galaxy within outer sp-ce and any sp-cial body therein. they are also able to open rifts between worlds so as to allow ancient ones, elder g-ds, and creatures of h-llish strength and proportion to enter our world.
the rift opener has no power compared to the conjunctioner.

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