Rifter
a rock band from glasgow. well known for their insanely original sound, for puttin on the best d-mn show of your life, and because at every one of their gigs, every member of the audience has had the best s-x of their lives afterwards.
the line up consists of:
main stage matt – lead vocals
padmasta flash – lead guitar, backing vocals
gypsy jordan – rhythm/lead guitar
fliam – b-ss
ali k – drums
guy 1 – dude, matt finally got his hole!
guy 2 – seriously? how come?
guy 1 – took him to see rifter last night man!
guy 2 – d-mn, were they playing?! i can’t believe i missed that, i haven’t been laid in a week..
guy 1 – you just missed the opportunity of a lifetime dude
b-tt crack, usually visible when bent over with loose pants.
the plumbers bent over and showed us his rifter.
a floating t-rd. usually found in toilets, but can be found in pools, oceans, lakes, etc…
omg! who dropped those rifters over there next to the rock?!
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