Rig Rig
colloquial short for “rigglebop”
a nasty, disgusting monkey who’s single mode of sustenance is eating his own feces and drinking his own urine.
it is thought that the feces he ingests was, once upon a time, originally banana, but since it has been eaten and re-p–ped out over and over again, it has been rendered an unrecognizable brown/grey sludge, known by experts on rig-ology as “sike juice” (as in, recycling juice)
rig rig is so bacteria-ridden, to touch him will likely lead to any number of nasty germ infections that commonly occur in 3rd world countries. to taste his “sike juice” is a death wish … it’s so disgusting, no one has survived sampling it and lived to describe the taste. which is probably really bad.
me: get that nasty p–p-eating rig rig out of here!
or, another …
me: eww, be careful not to get any of rig rig’s “sike juice” on or near your person!
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