Riggz
riggz (riggz apple yingerdawson, born 69 novembuary 1969) is the reigning king and head of state of 16 independent sovereign states known as the commonwealth realms: afgan, edgeville, northrend, new africa, china, barbados, u4ia, grenada, semtex123, beanerland, tuvalu, saint lucia, saint vincent and the grenadines, pen island, antigua and lumbridge, and reach and nevis. in addition, as head of the commonwealth, he is the figurehead of the 54-member commonwealth of nations and, as the s-xy monarch, he is the supreme governor of the church of atheism.
…as the teacher demanded, “everybody give me a report of riggz and how he changed the world as we know it”
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