Right Hand Syndrome


a terrible disease that mainly affects lonely men with too much free time. signs of rhs are: lack of girlfriend, increased lung capacity, and engorged biceps of the right arm. not to be confused with lhs (left hand syndrome)
ronnie: h-hi.. my name is ronnie and i suffer from right hand syndrome

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