Righto mate


when one claims to have accomplished something that is utterly impossible this phrase should be said in response. it is usually pr-nounced in a sarcastic tone so the other person is informed of the person’s disbelief of their claim.
christian: “i hooked up with georgie last night.”

joel: “righto mate.”

(i.e georgie is mint and christian could not have possibly got with her.)

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