Rigor-coitus
the act of making love to a long lost love or spouse after they have died. possibly in a scenic setting like in front of a fireplace or at a grave yard. this is not to be confused with necrophilia because it embodies the love that one may have once had for said corpse.
walter: where were you last night howard?
howard: i was just really depressed thinking about emma’s p-ssing, i had to go down to the cemetary and have her one last time…
walter: sometimes rigor-coitus is the only way to relive the p-ssion you once had, i’m sorry howard, one day soon you’ll be able to join her again…
howard: yea, i was thinking next tuesday possibly.
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