rigor mortis rendevous


the act in which a male or female breaks into a morgue, places several dead bodies in s-xual positions, then proceeds to m-st-rb-t- to the sight.
“i’m on my way to a rigor mortis rendevous. perhaps tonight my victims won’t be so stiff.”

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