Rikered


to be drunk. it comes from the (fan) theory that commander riker in star trek: the next generation is a functioning alcoholic and everything that he does, from major decisions to hitting on women, is motivated primarily by the fact that he is, in fact, drunk. can be used in almost any circ-mstance! see also: fraked
i probably should have been less rikered when i said yes to that omnis-xual being from omicron omega iii and then i wouldn’t have caught this embar-ssing sp-cially transmitted disease

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