Rikveer


a type of mammal found in south africa only recently discovered. it has horns coming out of its ears, a small brain and is pitch black in colour. it likes to hunt on smaller rats and hedgehogs, but itself can be catergorised as a rat-fish because of it’s ability to survive both sea and land terrains.
on my way to africa i saw a giant rikveer walking on the island.
a largely unknown bird with no wings. the bird has no beak either, no wonder its extinct.
my father p-ssed away last week, i can’t believe he did a rikveer.
a rikveer is a small rodent found in south africa, also known as a rat, which has pr-cks on its back and which has highly poor eyesight too. rikveer’s have no legs or eyeb-lls and can be seen to be running into walls eye first. their brains have very limited capacity, if any.
once i saw a rikveer and accidently trod on its face.

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