Rim Ripper
when you go to the sh-tter after waiting a lifetime for a dump. the dump is so large, your opening tears causing you to squeel in agony as tears run down your face.
“man! that was one h-ll of a rim ripper!”
when i was 13 i had my first ‘rim ripper’… i had partied the night before, and n-body wants to take a sh-t in sum1 elses house at a party.. so i held it in all night. and next morning i didn’t have to go till a lil while in the after noon.. all the f-cking alchohal from the party had dehydrated my system so when i sh-t it was just a huge baseball sized chunk of concrete sh-t.. of course it had to come out.. and of course.. it was a ‘rim ripper’.. in short a rim ripper is when ur sh-t is so big your -n-s bleeds
1) man i just had the biggest rim ripper i can even walk
2) either my girlfirend forgot her tampons or she had a rim ripper cuz these panties are crimson!
Read Also:
- Murdercycle
“the cool ride you take lessons to drive, wear cool clothes to move on, and almost take your life away when you make an awkard move” “it’s fast, functional, and deadly” “it’s fun, wear a helmet, and expect to have insurance and fly with a wing, not to mention a prayer, because there may be […]
- dick tear
d-ck tear – the clear “tear like” prec-m fluid that can drip from an erect p-n-s. when a c-ck-tease gets a guy hot and bothered and then leaves him hanging, his unit can shed a d-ck tear. him: what? you are leaving and not gonna give it up? her: yeah, i’m outta here. what do […]
- DICK WATCHER
a person who disables a male from masterbating by continously trying to catch him in the act. man i couldn’t even rub one out because of my uncle …. he’s a f-ckin d-ck watcher man! any guy that takes a p-ss next to you when there are five empty urinals just to take a peek […]
- ringing the bell
stimulating the ball shaped thing deep inside a woman’s v-g-n-. you gotta have long fingers to do it. “last night i was ringing the bell for my girlfriend and she sprayed all over my futon. it was awesome!” using your finger in a doorbell pushing movement to see if your partners -rs- is ready to […]
- Ringpieced
to be utterly sh-tfaced 20 bottles of diamond white? you must have been ringpieced!