Rimbey
n. small town in alberta, canada largely populated by the interbred offspring of hippies and american draft-dodgers who didn’t hear about the amnesty. furtively growing weed and selling each other badly-strung beaded necklaces are the major industries. tourism has been in decline since 1897 when the three-headed calf died. in 1999 a death-punk band played a gig at the pool hall prompting the p-ssage of a country music only bylaw. gopher heads are accepted as currency by most shop owners and, for reasons lost in the mist of time, every resident must carry a live rooster.
i shot a few gophers on the weekend. would you like to drive to rimbey to pick up some necklaces?
no. not really.
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